Bringing drama to Maidstone since 1946


by David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd

Tuesday 9th to Saturday 13th November 2010

Based on the hit TV comedy series, the stage version of ‘Allo ‘Allo follows the adventures of René Artois, the hapless café owner in war-torn France, as he and his wife struggle to keep the portrait of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. Experience the plotting of Michelle, the leader of the Resistance, the terrible French accent of Crabtree, the fake policeman and LeClerc’s wireless disguised as a cockatoo. ‘Leesen very carefully, I shall say zis only wurnce’. Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft.